Posted on January 2, 2010.
Here are 50 uses of condoms enjoy? Whoever said there is no perfectly good uses for used condoms? I can give you at least 50 that are sure to be great examples ...
Bike handles.
French tickler animals.
shower caps for people with tiny heads.
Put one on a light bulb for mood lighting.
Fill one with helium and tie a note to him.
Get 1000 and make a submarine.
Put more showerhead to surprise Dad.
Put em on your cat's feet to prevent him from climbing the curtains.
Blow a bunch and tie them to the cars outside of marriage.
Put one on the nose and be Bobo the clown.
wings of water for non-swimmers.
Use 500 of them to specify "We want women!" On your home.
Jello molds.
Finger puppets.
A windsock.
Use it as a float for fishing.
Put them on soda cans to keep the bubbles when you're not drinking.
joke: put one on an exhaust pipe.
Suspenders.
Recycling a bag of Burger King Ketchup. (Or if mayonnaise be better?)
Small animal muzzle.
Put them on your fingers & play proctologist.
Put them on your toes to make fins.
Drawing on the eyeballs and making funny glasses.
automatic door closing.
Have'bat water balloon. "
Glue a band together and use to replace the silicone breast implants.
freeze for an all-natural Popsicle.
Glue several sell as a "Stretch Man" toy.
Use for stocking stuffers for the moments where coal does not say 'em right
how they screwed up this year.
Earplugs / nose.
Use 365 of them make a tire, and call it a "good year".
Replace old pillows Dr. Scholl shoes.
Feed them to your iguana, Clyde.
paint chips on them and put them in an aquarium.
"I challenge you to a duel!
drain plugs.
Put them in your tax return.
Go see "Saturday Night Fever" and throw them on the screen.
punching bags.
Hang them on the blades of a ceiling fan.
Send 50 of them to your ex-girlfriend.
Novelty keychain.
Hang them all around your windshield and a Chicano.
Spell "Happy Birthday" on a cake.
Get out your paints and make wax fruit.
Put them on your nipples and try to swing in opposite directions.
Make a water "bed.
Put your money in one. Nobody steal it!
Stick one on the bridge of your nose and run by saying "Gobble Gobble".
you know ... I'm sorry, but this was not funny at all!
do u make these all by yourself?
a bit funny, but serious, especially the part jello mold, I mean they are used.
Yawn
U must be a rich man to have as much time to get to 50 different uses.
Next time, do something that does not take 15 minutes to read
What a fool
I must say, some of them are pretty funny!
or lotion placed in them and leave them in public parks - the lotion is like the real deal: (
eh
hahahahaha pretty goood it is thumbs up man rofl
haha good! Did you know they are also great for preventing pregnancy!?
I thought they were really funny, I found myself laughing in office, but my boss was too embarrassed after reading a couple and I forgot to yell at me:)
